A collection of Stock advice posters inspired by Good Fucking Design Advice. Mad Original is not an investment advisor, we have no access to non-public information about publicly traded companies. We are not regulated by the Financial Services Authority. So do your fucking research, and double the fuck down.

We like the fucking stock! Fuck the Heggies!

If you like the stock, you should buy more and hang on for dear life. Power to the Players.

Bag holders always win! Bag holding is when you hold onto your loser stock as it crashes all day before the earnings call after hours. Hold on for dear life because your stock might just rip after hours. Remember. It’s not a loss until you sell.

Fucking short it! See that stock thats over priced? It’s probably without good reason. Short selling is when you sell a stock before you own it, and paying your debt with the same stock at a lower price. Be careful tho! If that stock rips, you’re fucked!

Don’t do it! But if you do, pack your bags because you’re moving to Russia! A margin call is what you get when you trade with money that you don’t have, and loose it all.

Subprime mortgages are mortgages that are given out to people with low credit scores. Subprime mortgages are what caused the 2008 market crash.

Buy the dip, and watch it rip. Buying the dip is when you buy the stock after its been falling all day. Its basically a sale. Time it just right, and watch it print.

Print baby print! Printing is what happens after you hail mary your last $300 in Robinhood into a shitty option right before the earnings call. Its a 50/50 honestly, but even still, you’ll probably loose. But if you win, watch cash machine go brrrrr.

To double down means to risk it for the biscuit. Entering a position at one price, then buying more at a lower price will lower your average cost per share which means more room for sick gains.